CROSS POST: YOUR PERVERSE FANTASIES: HOBBIT DAY

In yet one more exercise in pointlessness, the interweb has decided that today is "Hobbit Day". It being Bilbo Baggins birthday or some such idiocy. So pipesmokers on various forums are posting selfies with their long-stemmed Hobbit-like pipes. 

As a celebration of fictional cutesy-poo, this is irritating but harmless.

[In further reference to which, please see: Curiosity]

I tried reading Lord Of The Rings. Failed. Got through the first volume, found it pointless, got most of the way through the second, same result, did not assay the third. Had lost interest. Yeah, okay, I suppose Tolkien was a ruddy genius, fine.

Tolkien himself also smoked a pipe. Many men did at that time. I am not vested in Hobbits, Wizards, or Orcs. Visually the movies are stunning. Precious, but stunning. Best watched with the sound off and heavy metal on the turn table.

There is no indication that Hobbits in his books smoked decent tobacco, and on the whole they seem simple-minded and rather coarse, probably much like he imagined the common people to be. So they probably smoked Saint Bruno Flake.
It's just like them.

Additionally, they seem to have had eating disorders, horrible dress sense, and were borderline alcoholics.


Tolkien probably wanted to be like that, but just couldn't make himself do it.



Tolkien himself smoked Capstan Navy Cut, a medium Virginia flake of hallowed reputation, which during his day was commonly available and often considered somewhat pedestrian. Sometimes he switched to Fribourg & Treyer Gold, and during periodic fits indulged in Gold Block (perfectly horrid) or Erinmore Flake (bizarre, but strangely appealing). I like Capstan Navy Cut.
It's really a rather decent pipe tobacco.

Sometimes Erinmore.
Guiltily.



I have never tried Herzegovina Flor.
A large leafed Oriental tobacco.
Beloved of brutal pederasts.
And probably Hobbits.

Also Gandalf.

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MORE PIPE PICTURES

More recent pipe drawings from my other blog.

All drawings done during August.

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SEVERAL RECENT PIPE ILLUSTRATIONS

Several drawings of pipes that showed up on my other blog, using 'Paint' on the computer.

Gradually my draughting skills are improving.

SITTING ROOM, DRAWING ROOM; YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Here, for reference purposes, is the dialogue from the Monty Python sketch "The Golden Age of Ballooning" where two German people discover that the entire German cabinet has changed their interior decorating paradigm.
It's in Dutch.


"Oh kijk! Het is de kanselier!"
"Wat? Prins von Bulow? Hier?"
"Ja!"
"Hij komt hier?"
"Nee, hij IS hier."
"Oh, dan moet ik mijn oude uniform gaan aandoen."
"Hij zal het niet merken, Helmut. Hij is dood."
"Dood? Hier?"
"Ja. In onze zitkamer."
"Dit is onze zitkamer, schat."
"Nou, je weet wat ik bedoel."
"De woonkamer!"
"Ja ... maar het is een soort zitkamer."
"Nou kijk toch!"
"Welke is Von Bulow?"
"Oh, ja ... en admiraal Tirpitz!"
"En Von Muller ... en mijnheer Reichner... en Hollweg en Von Graunberg..."
"Dat is niet von Graunberg, deze is von Graunberg ... dat is Moltke ... "
"Hij is veel ouder dan ik dacht."
"Hij is een slimme man, ja."
"En Zimmermann ... en Kimpte ... "
"Wat zullen we doen, Helmut?"
"We moeten de regering bellen."
"Dit IS de regering, Helmut."
"Oh jee."
"Het is een grote eer om zoveel leden van de regering dood in onze zitkamer te hebben."
"Woonkamer."
"Ja, nou ... "
"Er zijn geen leden van de regering dood in onze woonkamer."
"Ja, je weet wat ik bedoel."
"Misschien moet ik een beetje spietsjen of zo?"
"Geen spietsj, Helmut, nee ... "
"Zullen we een kop thee voor ze maken?"
"Het zou verspilling van thee zijn."
"Maar we moeten wel iets doen, zoveel belangrijke mensen in onze salon, toch?"
"We kunnen ze een beetje organizeren."
"En een lijstje maken."
"Ja, ja. We zouden de ministers voor binnenlandse zaken tegen de muur kunnen zetten, en die voor buitenlands hier tegen de klok."
"En zouden we ze alfabetisch sorteren?"
"Nee, nee - leg de schoonste bij de deur."
"Ja."
"Nee! Dat is Von Bulow! Hij moet hier gaan."
"Dat is mijn leesstoel!"
"Hij is de rijkskanselier van Duitsland, Helmut."
"Oké ... maar ik denk dat hij beter tegen de klok was geweest, weet je."
"Nee, hij zou er niet mooi uitzien onder de klok."
"Ik zei niet onder de klok. Ik zei tegen de klok."
"Welnu, dan zouden we de klok niet kunnen zien!"
"We zouden de minister van Koloniën onder de klok kunnen zetten. Hij is erg klein."
"Nee. Koloniën zijn interne aangelegenheden. Hij moet tegen de muur gaan."
"Weldra kunnen we een lijstje maken."
"Ja, wacht even! ... Wie is dat bij de kattenbak?"
"Ik weet het niet. Ik heb hem nog nooit eerder gezien."
"Hij is geen lid van de regering. Haal hem hier weg. Zet hem in de woonkamer."
"Hij is in de woonkamer, mijn liefste."
"Ja, nou je weet wat ik bedoel."
"Zet hem in de zitkamer."
"Ja, in de zitkamer, het is allemaal hetzelfde."


It's a thing of beauty.



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TRUMP AND DISEASE? TWEET!

It is instructive to see what Trump tweeted about Ebola back in 2014. As an indication of the mindset he will show dealing with the Wuhan Corona Virus.

In short, he was fearmongering, and he used nonsense tweets about Ebola as part of his election campaign. The public in the red states lapped it up; not surprising, seeing as his entire campaign was xenophobic.

From VOX: Trump, corona virus threat; Aaron Rupar@atrupar


What a difference five years and winning a presidential election makes.

In the summer and fall of 2014 — less than a year before he officially launched his presidential bid — Donald Trump posted about 100 mostly panicked tweets about the Ebola virus. Many of them attacked then-President Obama for his handling of the outbreak, and some of them went as far as to accuse the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) of lying about what was going on.

America is now confronting the possibility — or even likelihood — of a coronavirus outbreak within its borders. The novel virus and Covid-19, the disease it causes, could quickly become President Trump’s problem, and it’s instructive to look back at what had to say about Ebola and Obama’s response to it.

Spoiler alert: None of it is reassuring.

Trump used Ebola to make a bunch of reckless attacks against Democrats in the lead up to the 2014 midterms, then promptly dropped the whole thing.

Trump’s first tweet about Ebola came on July 31, 2014 — the day before a State Department flying ambulance brought two American health workers back to Emory University, home of the CDC, from Monrovia, where they had contracted the virus.

“Ebola patient will be brought to the U.S. in a few days - now I know for sure that our leaders are incompetent. KEEP THEM OUT OF HERE!” Trump wrote.


@realDonaldTrump 
Ebola patient will be brought to the U.S. in a few days - now I know for sure that our leaders are incompetent. KEEP THEM OUT OF HERE!

The next day, Trump demanded that the health workers not be brought back to the US — “Stop the EBOLA patients from entering the U.S. Treat them, at the highest level, over there. THE UNITED STATES HAS ENOUGH PROBLEMS!” he wrote — and followed that up by insisting that they “must suffer the consequences” for going to Africa in the first place.

@realDonaldTrump 
The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great-but must suffer the consequences!

In the days that followed, Trump said the US government “must immediately stop all flights from EBOLA infected countries or the plague will start and spread inside our ‘borders,’” and started attacking the CDC, whose leadership at the time was calling for calm and arguing that closing the borders in the manner Trump suggested would only make things harder to manage.

@realDonaldTrump 
Same CDC which is bringing Ebola to US misplaced samples of anthrax earlier this year http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/15/health/cdc-anthrax-ziploc-bags/ … Be careful.

In September and October, Trump turned his fire to President Obama, calling him “dumb,” saying his refusal to stop flights from Africa was “almost like saying F-you to U.S. public,” and claiming in an Instagram video that “he should be ashamed.”

Trump even accused the CDC of intentionally spreading misinformation.

@realDonaldTrump
Ebola is much easier to transmit than the CDC and government representatives are admitting. Spreading all over Africa-and fast. Stop flights

In comments that previewed the nativism of his presidential campaign, Trump attacked a Liberian man named Thomas Eric Duncan who traveled to the US with Ebola but only became symptomatic once he arrived. Trump suggested Duncan had sinister motives and called him to be prosecuted just four days before he died in a hospital.


@realDonaldTrump
This Ebola patient Thomas Duncan, who fraudulently entered the U.S. by signing false papers, is causing havoc. If he lives, prosecute!

Beyond attacking Obama for not banning flights from Africa, Trump also blasted him for appointing Ron Klain to coordinate the government’s response to Ebola.

”It’s the wrong person,” Trump said during an October 2014 appearance in Iowa to stump for Rep. Steve King (R-IA). “Do we need more people? Do we need more bureaucracy?”

In late October, Trump went as far as to call for Obama’s resignation after Craig Spencer, a doctor who had treated Ebola patients in Guinea, became symptomatic in New York City and was diagnosed with the disease. Spencer promptly isolated himself and made a full recovery — but Trump wouldn’t let that get in the way of his narrative.

@realDonaldTrump
If this doctor, who so recklessly flew into New York from West Africa,has Ebola,then Obama should apologize to the American people & resign!

By the end of the month, Trump had explicitly turned Ebola into a campaign issue.

@realDonaldTrump
John Foust is a liberal who supports ObamaCare and opposes Ebola travel ban. Send Conservative @BarbaraComstock to Congress!

Even though Trump was a private gadfly at the time, all of this had an impact. His unhinged tweets were covered both by right-wing and mainstream media, and Trump pushed the same talking points during Fox News appearances. As Dr. Steven Hatch detailed for Mother Jones back in 2017, Republicans running for office that year ended up taking cues from Trump’s talking points:

Trump’s social-media outbursts were among the earliest shots fired in the political war over Ebola. The timing of the Ebola outbreak could not have been more propitious for Republicans, many of whom echoed Trump’s calls for a temporary travel ban. In the run-up to the 2014 midterm elections, the specter of a lethal African virus being spread through the United States by migrants stoked fears not only among the GOP base, but also among many voters who leaned Democratic. By October, two-thirds of respondents to a Washington Post/ABC News poll said they favored restricting travel from Ebola-affected countries.

But after the midterms came and went on November 4 — elections in which Republicans gained nine Senate seats and 13 House seats — Trump lost interest in the issue. He only posted two tweets about Ebola after the midterms, with his last one coming on November 10.

@realDonaldTrump
A single Ebola carrier infects 2 others at a minimum. STOP THE FLIGHTS! NO VISAS FROM EBOLA STRICKEN COUNTRIES!

Trump’s hysteria about Ebola was overblown. The virus did not spread in the United States. There were only two deaths from the disease in the country, and both of them were people who contracted it in Africa. It’s hard to argue that the Obama administration’s response was anything but competent and effective. But, reality aside, fear-mongering about Ebola served as a useful political cudgel for Trump, who at the time was publicly mulling whether to run for president.



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— Trump’s first budget proposal contained proposed cuts to the CDC that former Director Tom Frieden warned were “unsafe at any level of enactment.”

— Congress mercifully didn’t agree to any such cuts, but as recently as February 11 — in the midst of the outbreak — Trump proposed huge cuts to both the CDC and the National Institutes of Health.

— Perhaps because his budget officials were in the middle of proposing cuts to disease response, it’s only over this past weekend that they pivoted and started getting ready to ask for the additional money that coping with Covid-19 is clearly going to cost. But experts say they’re still lowballing it.

— In early 2018, my colleague Julia Belluz argued that Trump was “setting up the US to botch a pandemic response” by, for example, forcing US government agencies to retreat from 39 of the 49 low-income countries they were working in on tasks like training disease detectives and building emergency operations centers.

— Instead of taking such warnings to heart, later that year, “the Trump administration fired the government’s entire pandemic response chain of command, including the White House management infrastructure,” according to Laurie Garrett, a journalist and former senior fellow for global health at the Council on Foreign Relations.


[SOURCE: VOX.]

The article from Vox illuminates a problem.

Of course, there are still dumb hosebags who get their moral compass from Trump, and believe he's been sent by the almighty. Bless their hearts.




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